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18 April 2008 @ 02:38 pm
The advantage of being Arab  
An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. One
day, he decided that he would love to plant some herbs in his garden, but he knew he was alone and too old and weak.

His son was in college in Paris, so the old man sent him an e-mail
explaining the problem:

Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant any herbs in my
garden. I am sure, if only you were here, that you would help me and dig up the garden for me.

I love you,

your father.'

The following day, the old man received a response e-mail from his

Beloved father, please don't touch the garden. That is where I have
hidden 'THE THING.'

I love you, too,


At 4 am the FBI and the Rangers visited the house of the old man and
took the whole garden apart, searching every inch. But they couldn't find anything. Disappointed, they left the house.

The next day, the old man received another e-mail from his son:
'Beloved father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your herbs. That is all I could do for you from here.

Your loving son,

Current Mood: cold
Zero-Zero-One-Zero Encodedsalacious_pop on April 18th, 2008 07:44 pm (UTC)

aahahahahahahahaha oh damn
s mocynical5679 on April 18th, 2008 07:48 pm (UTC)
glad I could make you lol today
Carrieitsjustsomegirl on April 18th, 2008 07:49 pm (UTC)
HAHA, that's so awesome & sad at the same time in a way.

sparrow with a machine gunmaereth on April 18th, 2008 07:51 pm (UTC)
Prose is architecture, and the Baroque is over._vanityfair on April 18th, 2008 07:57 pm (UTC)
s mocynical5679 on April 18th, 2008 08:00 pm (UTC)
how you doing lady?
odrama bin HAXED (>^_^)> <(^_^<) HAMTARO WAS HEREhep on April 18th, 2008 08:16 pm (UTC)
ahahaha ive heard this before but it was a mexican and he had hidden "the 10 kilos"
Laynerlaynerox on April 18th, 2008 08:24 pm (UTC)
That Rustbelt Ruffian: Odinmengus on April 18th, 2008 08:34 pm (UTC)
penguin_racherpenguin_racher on April 18th, 2008 09:04 pm (UTC)
John David Stuttsstutts on April 18th, 2008 09:16 pm (UTC)
astrixasastrixas on April 18th, 2008 09:57 pm (UTC)
Expensive Shoes: grin - doc 4nerdwerds on April 18th, 2008 11:22 pm (UTC)
Natalielovelybeautiful on April 19th, 2008 12:00 am (UTC)
This is funny, it's the American gov't vs. Middle Eastern peeps version of the older one which was based in ...Russia, but the same thing where the son says something about diamonds in the garden, so the KGB digs it all up. always good for a lollercaust.

ILU SHEREEN HOW IS HOLKAHOMO? (I started to fix the typo but decided not to)
...And you're not!ninjaguydan on April 19th, 2008 01:18 am (UTC)
wow....it must suck trying to buy weed.

Severinasevinish on April 19th, 2008 03:49 am (UTC)
BAHAHAHAHA! Welcome back to the internets, Shereen.
A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Flatulenceshamroq on April 19th, 2008 05:27 am (UTC)
It's funny because you people are so blowuppity.
Otterantiotter on April 19th, 2008 11:42 am (UTC)
You know, when I was in Iraq, I swear some guys gave us phony tips about buried weapons caches just to get us to dig up their courtyard for free.
BrandyCbrandyc on April 27th, 2008 02:33 pm (UTC)
Expensive Shoesnerdwerds on September 9th, 2008 01:16 am (UTC)
Hey, I accidentally purged my friends when I renamed my LJ.
s mocynical5679 on September 10th, 2008 01:18 pm (UTC)
nobodymcpreacher on October 15th, 2008 05:13 am (UTC)
this is inaccurate, the son would have been thrown in secret prison and the father would have died in a botched no knock raid

3 out of 5

naw, it's good shit
ibritt on May 4th, 2009 02:34 pm (UTC)
off topic~
i am lonely on the internet separated said you are cool :>. will you be my e-friend?! :) :) :)
(no subject) - vhuimoniureli on October 26th, 2009 05:41 am (UTC) (Expand)