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| User: | cynical5679 (2322369)
Stop, Drop and Roll doesn't work in Hell
I can't help it Im always right
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| Name: | shereen mo |
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| Website: | myspace |
| Birthdate: | 1980-05-06 |
| Bio: |
"It's hard to argue against cynics, they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side"
CAST OF CHARACTERS
ME, I'm a bitter, cynical, obsessive compulsive, man-hating, wise beyond my years, muslim, arab american girl who leads a very boring, tedious life. kill me now......
JAMILA, my middle sister, she's currently making the world a better place teaching in Watts, a ghetto in Los Angeles, while getting her masters for law school 
SHAYLA, my youngest sister, recently married, in school for sonography, or doing hard stuff like cardiac ultrasounds....
DAD lovingly known as double A, a brilliant doctor
MA the always sensible mother, the white devil nurse
COCO, my evil chihuahua
RUBY, my Dogue de Bordeaux, don't let the face fool you she was trained by navy seals to be lethal, yet aloof....
I live in oklahoma.
read my stupid journal if you really want to know more, or ask these people....
 
![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) cynical5679 is capable of making you laugh until you bleed a little ... AND capable of punching you in the tit like it's nobody's business ... at the same time! Take THAT, Caucasian male America!...deadhookerboxer
I'm pretty sure that cynical5679 could kick the ass of just about anyone I know, a tough broad and a bombshell rolled into one...greystoic
you're as dark and bitter as unsweetened chocolate....caprinus
If there was a fight between you and godzilla, i think you would win. sophiasophia
cynical5679 The acerbic arab. You'll laugh! (because she's funny) You'll cry! (because she's punched you in your ovaries) You'll never want to leave! (because she's out drank you once again and you're passed out helplessly around her toilet whilst her beastly dog sniffs your ass) We love you cynical...shirogirl
My journal is about 95% friends only due to the fact that I offend alot of people. you can add me but then I will investigate you, get a background check, blood and urine sample and then add you back.
courtesy of vengeance_is_me
SHOW DICK SOME RESPECT!!!!!!!!!
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| Memories: | 13 entries |
| Pictures: | over 50 public |
| Interests: | 133: 80's, 94.7, 94.7 okc alt/rock station, alt rock, america undercover, anchorman, aqueduct, arabic music, arabs, autopsy, beastie boys, ben stiller, billy idol, bling-bling, boots, borderline personality disorder, boxing, brown people, built to spill, casino, catherine wheel, chihuahua, chocolate, chris farley, christopher pike, chuck palahniuk, coldplay, crown royal, csi, curly hair, custom, cynicism, d.j. quik, dallas, dave chapelle, dawn of the dead, death cab for cutie, depeche mode, dieting, discovery channel, disdain for men, disturbed, dodge stealth, dogs, dogue de bordeaux, dubai, electronic, fashion, flava flav, flowers, forensic science, frank black, freaks and geeks, frogs, glamour magazine, good fellas, grey goose vodka, handcuffs, high heels, horror, islam, james spader, jane's addiction, jeans, jimi hendrix, joe pesci, jordan, kdge, kenneth cole, lacoste, las vegas, led zeppelin, lemons, lifting weights, matt pond pa, medicine, middle east, muscles, muslims, napoleon dynamite, neiman marcus, new order, norman, nurses, oklahoma, old school hip hop, old skool edge, palestine, pasta, patricia cornwell, pinback, pixies, placebo, prada, public enemy, pucci, queer eye, radiohead, robert de niro, running, sarcasm, scary movies, sense of humor, sex and the city, shoes, six feet under, slick rick, snow patrol, sopranos, space ghost, spoon watch, stone temple pilots, sublime, sushi, suspense/thriller, swimming, tacky, tattoos, the cure, the departed, the killers, the postal service, the transplants, three stoges, tommy boy, toyota sequoia, trashy tv, true hollywood stories, tupac, vampires, vince vaughn, vodka tonics, xm radio |
| Schools: | University of Oklahoma - Norman - Norman, OK (1997 - present)
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